Apologies for the overshare, but I both love eating ass and having my ass eaten. There’s something so deliciously taboo and intimate about it. But eating ass is an art. It requires hunger and finesse. You tease. You explore. You build anticipation.
Anyone can impatiently dive in tongue-first, but pros respect the ritual. So if you’re going to eat ass, do it well and like you mean it. A little enthusiasm goes a long way.
While I’m surprised these numbers aren’t higher, a 2020 study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine reported that over 60% of men who have sex with men say rimming is as a routine part of sex, and it was particularly popular within monogamous or long-term relationships.
Many said they reserve rimming for partners they felt safe and close with, associating the act with emotional intimacy and trust. Some even viewed it as a “next-level” sexual act, something they would only engage in after establishing trust or deeper connection. Then, of course, you have others who will eat your ass after getting loaded up on Sniffies. Different strokes for different folks.
The anus contains approximately 1,000 to 2,000 nerve endings, making it one of the most sensitive parts of the human body, especially when it comes to erotic sensation. These nerve endings are part of the pudendal nerve network, which also innervates the genitals and perineum. So it’s no wonder it feels fantastic to have a warm wet tongue stimulating those nerve-endings.
But one thing about nerve endings is they can get bored with the same techniques over and over again. Since it’s important to switch things up from time to time, here are a number of fantastic ass-eating techniques you can add to your repertoire.
1. Rim circles: Using your tongue, trace around the anus using slow, circular motions.
2. Hole makeouts: Tenderly kiss and make-out with the hole. Slowly build toward getting sloppy with it.
3. The Dairy Queen: Widen your tongue and lick the anus like an ice cream cone, sweeping the tongue from crack to taint.
4. Starfish suction: Gently suck on the anus. Play around with how hard and soft you suck.
5. The Hum-onica: Place your mouth on the anus and hum. The vibrations this emits will feel fantastic.
6. Tongue punch: Point your tongue and penetrate the anus. Spread those cheeks and dig as deep as possible.
7. Whisker tease: If you have facial hair, gently brush it against the anus. This may be too intense for some, so start softly.
8. Nibbler’s delight: Suck on the anus and nibble on the skin. Massage the anus folds with your lips while you’re sucking.
9. Flutter licks: Rapidly flick the anus with your tongue. Fantastic for teasing the nerve endings.
10. Tasmanian Devil: Lick the hole up and down while motioning your head left to right.
11. Get sloppy: Use lots of spit when you’re eating ass. It’ll slide easier. Not to mention, the sound of a wet tongue slapping against a hole is just gorgeous.
12. Handsy homo: Get your hands involved as well. Massage the butt cheeks, spread them, spank them, stimulate the genitals.
So there you have it: the Michelin guide to munching ass.
Whether you’re tenderly kissing a trusted partner’s peach ring or tonguing a stranger into submission behind a port-a-potty; show up with enthusiasm, take your time, and try different techniques. Because when done right, eating ass isn’t just hot, it’s holy.
